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A big warm hug from our team at PoopScoop, where we get underpaid writing staff to write articles that you’d NEVER have thought of. We use innovative techniques like waiting for a festival and then writing a detailed, research-oriented piece on the subject. As you all know, today is Holi. So here is the Holi article, which is about Holi, which is today! Yayy!! #LifeGoals #Gogols Now I’ll add some more content to the first para, ‘cos admit it, you don’t really want to read this shit. You’re waiting for GIFs.
Yay!!!! Let’s begin!
1. Holi is best Indian festival.
Holi is indeed the best festival among Indian festivals, is Holi. Very nice festival is Holi, the festival of colours.
2. Holi means, everybody has to dance. Yay! #LifeGoals
Holi means, everybody has to dance. Yay! #LifeGoals
3. Holi is a time when logic, morals, and sexual harassment cases are kept aside for a day
As you all know, Holi day is a holy day. So we can all let our hair down and our dicks up. That which you feel like, you may do today. Take into your arms the one you wish to hug.
4. Holi is a good time to pick up chicks. Yay!
#LifeGoals #RelationshipGoals #PickingUpChicksGoals
5. You can have lots of Bhang on Holi
You can have lots of Bhang on Holi, and hallucinate about Abhishek Bachchan’s wife dancing with you in a yellow saree.
6. And Indian women, honestly. They want to make the sexay time during Holi
Indian women have many weaknesses. IIT-IIM husband, Baba Ramdev’s shampoos, and Holi. As soon as they see Holi colours, Indian women lose their minds. They be running to men and doing vulgar-vulgar things to them. But it’s nice only. Yay! #RelationshipGoals
7. We will celebrate Holi in spite of urban India reeling under a water crisis.
Hey, fuck you for asking uncomfortable questions. Why don’t you ask the factories who pollute the atmosphere? Why don’t you ask all the Gujarati men who eat radishes and fart all afternoon? The thing is, even if we don’t want it, we have to celebrate Holi. ‘Coz the girls be horny, and what if she dances with that Aditya fellow? Already his parents are talking to her parents. So a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta doodh. Yay! #FestivalGoals
Now I’ll share this on social media and waste three and a half minutes of all your lives.